Don’t fear Dylan, run from Dylan
A Halloween-themed school board shows students’ answers to “What scares you the most?” While the first two kids give adorably typical answers about werewolves and sharks, we have Dylan dropping an existential bombshell about the unstoppable march of time and mortality. The real kicker? The student after him just answers “Dylan” – and honestly, who can blame them? This perfectly captures that one kid in class who’s way too deep for their age, accidentally terrifying their classmates with philosophical musings instead of traditional spooky stuff.
